Back-Woods Medical Terminology


Artery: The study of fine paintings.
Bacteria: Back door to Cafeteria
Barium: What you do when C.P.R. fails.
Benign: What you are after you be eight.
Bowel: A letter like A, E, I, O, U
Caesarean Section: A district in Rome.
Cat Scan: Searching for kitty
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her
Colic: A sheep dog.
Coma: A punctuation mark
Congenital: Friendly.
D & C: Where Washington is
Dilate: To live longer.
Enema: Not a friend
Fester: Quicker.
Genital: Non Jewish
G. I. Series: Baseball games between soldiers.
Grippe: A suitcase.
Hangnail: A coat hook.
High Colonic: Jewish religious holiday
Medical Staff: A doctor's cane.
Minor Operation: Coal digging.
Morbid: A higher offer.
Nitrate: Lower than the day rate.
Node: Was aware of.
Organic: Church musician.
Outpatient: A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear: Fatherhood test
Pelvis: Cousin of Elvis
Post-Operative: A letter carrier.
Prostate: Flat on your back
Protein: In favor of young people.
Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery
Rectum: Dang near killed him
Rheumatic: Amorous
Secretion: Hiding anything.
Seizure: Roman emperor
Tablet: A small table.
Terminal: Getting sick at the airport
Tibia: Country in North America
Tumor: An extra pair.
Urine: Opposite of you're out.
Varicose: Near by
Vein: Conceited

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