Homer: Marge! They don't have anywhere to stay. And they're geniuses.
they'll solve all our problems. They'll elevate us to the status of kings on earth!...
Marge: [hearing modem noises] Ooh, what's wrong with this phone?
it's making crazy noises. Nerd 2: [contemptuously] Those "crazy noises" are computer signals....
Bart: [sharpening knives] Dad, start diggin' some nerd holes!
Lisa: [plaintively] It's bad enough that they put their retainers in the dishwashe...
Nerd 2: OK, guys: push him out of the way in exactly three seconds.
Nerd 1: Should we correct for wind resistance? Nerd 3...
Nerd 2: What are you going to do, Mr. Simpson? Home
Actually, I've been working on a plan....
Nerd 2: Oh, man, I can't believe you failed. Home
[whining] Oh, I'm going to lose my job just 'cause I'm dangerously unqualified!...
Marge: An A+! How did you do it? Homer: Oh, let's just say I had help from a little magic box.
Marge: You changed your grade with a computer? Home...
Homer: Look, the important thing is that we all learned a lesson.
These guys learned the richness and variety of the world outside college....
Homer: Well, I guess it's back to college for me. And that means it's time to -- what did I teach you guys?
Nerds: [timidly] Par - ty - down? Homer: Yess! -- Woo hoo!, "Homer Goes to College...
Man: [quietly] Well, sir, it has been an uneventful week in Badger Falls.
..where the women are robust, the men are pink-cheeked, and the children are pink-cheeked and robust....