Homer: What do I do? What do I do? In the name of God you've got to tell me!
[sobbing] Agent 2: Relax, it's just a simulator. Nothing can go wrong....
Agent 2: I'm still not sure how he caused the meltdown.
There wasn't any nuclear material in the truck!...
Homer: [answers the door, sees Burns with his lawyers] Aah!
Burns: Hello, Simpson. My lawyers and I were in the neighborhood and thought we'd stop by....
Burns: Remember, your job and the future of your family hinges on your successful completion of Nuclear Physics 101.
Oh, and one more thing: [ominously] you must find the jade ...
Homer: [growls in frustration] Lisa: Dad, don't let these application essays throw you.
Let's see: "List your three favorite books and how they've influenced your life....
Homer: [writing] "...It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.
Bart: You the man, Homer! Homer: Thanks, boy! -- What it is, "Homer Goes to College...
Bart: I dunno, Dad: don't you have a better picture?
Homer: Relax. A photo can't make any difference. [A man and a woman review applications, and they come across Homer's] Ma...
Finally! The great taste of Worcestershire Sauce in a soft drink.
Ah..."Steakie"! -- A TV commercial, "Homer Goes to College...
Prez: [on TV] Dean Bitterman, I hope nothing unsavory happens during my visit.
As you know, I _am_ the President of the United States....
Bart: Well, Pop, what are you going to do? Homer: [resolutely] Something I should have done a _long_ time ago.
[long pause] Marge: You don't know, do you? Homer: [meekly] No, ma'am. -- Home...