Marge: Mmm...I'll sew that eye back on. Bart: No! Let's send Burns the eye in the mail
he'll pay more money if he thinks the bear's in danger....
Marge: I'm sure he'll offer a fair reward. [as an afterthought] And then we'll make him double it.
Family: Huh? Marge: [defensive] Well why can't I be greedy once in a while? -- Because yo...
enderly] Bobo, my beautiful Bobo. I promise I'll never leave you behind again.
[to Homer] Ahem. Ah, yes. Er, naturally I can't pay you much of a reward because I'm strapped for cash....
Burns: I'm sure we can come to an understanding. Home
Yes, sir. [thinking] Reject the first offer....
Homer: I knew you'd come crawling back. Burns: How much do you want?
Homer: A million dollars and three Hawaiian islands....
Homer: Aw, big deal. Who needs his money? We're gettin' by OK.
[Abe drives through the wall into the living room] Abe...
Homer: Mmm...sixty four slices of American cheese. [Takes the stack to the table and sits down] Sixty four.
..[eats it] Sixty three...[eats it] [Next morning] Two.....
Man 1: Excuse me, we wanted to see the geek who valued the happiness of his children more than money.
Homer: [unenthused] Right here. Man 2: Aw, you said his head was the size of a ba...
Marge: Mmm, I think we need a new hair dryer. Home
Marge, you must hate me for not taking Mr. Burns' money....
Barney: [the dinosaur, that is] [singing] Two plus two is four.
Two plus two is four. Two plus two is four....