Wiggum: Hah! And to think those idiot environmentalists were protesting this landfill!
Homer: It's solid waste...I could kiss you! [kisses it] Ew....
Narrator: Ruth Powers was tried in Springfield Superior Court.
The judge dismissed her ex-husband's auto theft charges and forced him to pay all back child support....
Bart: Paintings: lifeless images rendered in colorful goop.
But at night, they take on a life of their own....
The subject of our first painting tonight is the most foul, evil, vicious, diabolical beast to stalk the earth.
Of course I refer to... [Maggie stuffs her pacifier in Bart's mouth] ...mm mm-mmm! [B...
Lenny: Sorry, Homer. While you were daydreaming we ate all the donuts.
Carl: Well, there were a few left, but we chucked them at an old man for kicks....
Dear Homer, I. O. U. one emergency donut. Signed, Homer.
Bastard! He's always one step ahead....
Homer: [ruefully] I'd sell my soul for a donut. [The devil appears, looking like Flanders] Flande
Heh heh, that can be arranged. Homer: What -- Flanders! You're the devil? Flande...
Flanders: Many people offer to sell their souls without reflecting on the grave ramifications -- Home
[impatiently] _Do_ you have a donut or not? Flanders: Comin' up. Just sign here....
Burns: Hmm...who's that goat-legged fellow? I like the cut of his jib.
Smithers: Er, Prince of Darkness, sir. He's your eleven o'clock....
Flanders: Now remember, the instant you finish it, I own your soul for -- Home
[through a full mouth] Hey, wai...