Abe: {That Quimby Fellow Promised To Build Us A Matlooock Expressway.

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Abe: {That Quimby fellow promised to build us a Matlooock Expressway.
How're you going to top that, smart guy?}
Bob: {Hmm. Well, how's this? I'll not only build the expressway, I
will spend the rest of this afternoon patiently listening to your
interminable anecdotes.}
Abe: {Hot ziggety-zam! Me first.
[old people surround Bob, grinning]
Not many people know I owned the first radio in Springfield.
Weren't much on the air then, just Edison reciting the alphabet
over and over. "A!" he'd say, then "B". "C" would usually follow
Bob: {[groans] Oh...}
-- A tough promise to keep, "Sideshow Bob Roberts"