Bart: Who Would Have Thought That Our Visit To Itchy And Scratchy Land Would Turn Out To Be Our Best Vacation Ever?

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Bart: Who would have thought that our visit to Itchy and Scratchy Land
would turn out to be our best vacation ever?
Lisa: Yeah, best ever!
Marge: Are you two bonkers? We almost got killed...not to mention all
the embarrassment I suffered.
Lisa: But Mom, it's exactly what you wanted in a vacation: it brought
us together as a family, we got a lot of good exercise outdoors,
and we have so many memories.
Marge: [pause] You know, you're right. This truly _was_ the best
vacation ever. Now let us never speak of it again.
-- "Itchy and Scratchy Land"