Lisa Enters The Parents' Bedroom With Bart In Tow] Lisa

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[Lisa enters the parents' bedroom with Bart in tow]
Lisa: Mom, Dad! Bart's dead!
[Homer and Marge wake up, gasp]
Bart: [coming alive] That's right: dead serious about going to Itchy and
Scratchy Land.
[Homer and Marge groan]
-- How to give your parents a heart attack,
"Itchy and Scratchy Land"