Lisa: Bart, I'm Really Sorry I've Been Ignoring You Lately.

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Lisa: Bart, I'm really sorry I've been ignoring you lately. I got
carried away with being popular. But, now that I'm unpopular
again, I want you to know I'm here for you.
Bart: You can start making it up to me right now. Flanders is leaving
the house. I want you to sneak in there and bring me back some
evidence. And something sweet for later.
Lisa: Bart, I'm here for you, but I'm not going to break into somebody's
Bart: All right, you're right, you're right, let's, let's just forget
about that. Here: let me read to you from my play. Ahem.
[cockney] "`Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it St.
Swithin's Day already?'
`'Tis,' replied Aunt Helga" --
Lisa: I'm going, I'm going!
-- Incentive enough for anyone, "Bart of Darkness"