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Bart: Listen, Ned Flanders murdered his wife!
Homer: But why? She's such a fox.
[Marge scowls at him]
I mean, what's on Fox tonight? Something ribald ["rye-bald"],
no doubt.
Marge: Mmm, I wish you'd stop spreading bad rumors about people.
Remember how you got Grampa tarred and feathered?
Bart: Sure, that was twenty minutes ago.
Grampa: Gonna be in the tub for a while.
-- That, you are, "Bart of Darkness"