Homer: Oh, Good. Reverend Lovejoy Will Make Marge Take Me Back!

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Homer: Oh, good. Reverend Lovejoy will make Marge take me back!
He _has_ to push the sanctity of marriage, or his God will
punish him!
Rev. Lovejoy: Get a divorce.
Mrs. Lovejoy: Mmm hm.
Marge: But isn't that a sin?
Rev. Lovejoy: Marge, _everything_ is a sin. You ever sat down and read
this thing? [holds up a bible] Technically, we're not
allowed to go to the bathroom.
-- Thou shalt not...pass water?,
"Secrets of a Successful Marriage"