Burns: [toward The Ramones] Have The Rolling Stones Killed.
Burns: [toward the Ramones] Have the Rolling Stones killed.
Smithers: Sir, those aren't --
Burns: Do as I say!
-- The perils of being Smithers, "Rosebud"
Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes, "What is the real deal with Mr.
Burns' assistant Smithers? You know what I'm talking about....
Burns: That man who's getting all those laughs, Smithers.
..who is he? Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir, one of the carbon blobs from sector 7-G, but I don't think -- Bu...
Burns: Smithers, I've been thinking. Is it wrong to cheat to win a million-dollar bet?
Smithers: Yes, sir. Burns: Let me rephrase that....
Burns: Oh, it's you. The bedpan's under my pillow.
Smithers: [hesitantly] Who's Bobo, sir? Burns: Bobo?...
Burns: How does he do it, Smithers? Smithers: He's a love machine, sir. -- "Homer's Night Ou
Smithers: I got a mink chamois, sir, I hope it -- Oh my God!
Mr. Burns is dead! [sobs] Why do the good always die so young?...
Burns: [overcome with emotion] I love you, Smithers.
Smithers: The feeling is more than mutual, sir. -- "The Telltale Head...
Maggie offers him the bear] Burns: For me? Bobo?
Smithers, I'm so happy. Something amazing has happened, I'm actually happy....
Burns: Smithers, who is this saucy fellow? Smithe
Homer Simpson, sir. Sector sieben-Grueber, I mean, sector 7-G....