Homer: All Right. The First Thing They Told Me To Do Was To Make Sure Everyone Here Is In The Right Class.

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Homer: All right. The first thing they told me to do was to make sure
everyone here is in the right class. [gets tobacco spat on
him] Down the hall, room twelve.
Man: [mouth full] Thank you.
Homer: [gets more spat on him] Ew. OK, let's get started.
Woman: [whispers to classmate]
Homer: [pointing] No talking! [clears throat] Uh...{hmm. Hmm.
Oh!...hmm...no. Uh...hmm.}
Skinner: Um, how about if we tell you about our problems with
Homer: Yeah...yeah! That'll eat up some time.
-- Really earning his pay as a teacher,
"Secrets of a Successful Marriage"