Hutz: How Could You Have Seen All This, Bart? Weren't You Supposed To Be In School?

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Hutz: How could you have seen all this, Bart? Weren't you supposed
to be in school?
Bart: [slowly] I sort of skipped school.
Skinner: I knew it! I knew you'd slip up sooner or later, Simpson!
Apu: What slip up? What are you talking about? He confessed it!
Skinner: Quiet, I need this.
-- Apu, accidental lawyer, "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"