Lisa: Well, Bart, because of you, a horrible yet innocent person is
going to jail.
Bart: Hmm. Maybe I should come forward.
Skinner: I can't wait for the sentencing part! That's where I really
shine.
[Bart imagines standing in front of Skinner at the bench]
Skinner: Bart, for the heinous crime of "hooky", I sentence you to a
lifetime of hard labor in the cafeteria.
[in the cafeteria]
Bart: [smoking] More cream corn, Jimbo Junior?
Jimbo Jr.: This cream corn tastes like cream crap!
Bart: Watch the potty-mouth, honey.
[back to the present]
Judge: Your sister says you have something to tell me?
Bart: What? Uh, um, yeah, uh, I just, I just wanted to say how
great it is to finally see some chicks on the bench.
Judge: Hmm.
Bart: Keep up the good work, toots. [forced laughter] [runs out]
Judge: Hmm.
Lisa: [sheepish] Heh heh, "chicks on the bench". [forced laughter]
-- A blow for women's lib, "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
