Hutz: Ladies And Gentlemen, I'm Going To Prove To You Not Only That Freddy Quimby Is Guilty, But That He Is Also Innocent Of _not_ Being Guilty.

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Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to prove to you not only that
Freddy Quimby is guilty, but that he is also innocent of _not_
being guilty. I refer you to my expert witness, Dr. Hibbert.
Hibbert: Well, only one in two million people has what we call the "evil
gene". [holds up a card showing DNA] Hitler had it, Walt
Disney had it, and Freddy Quimby has it. [chuckles]
Hutz: Thank you, Dr. Hibbert. I rest my case.
Judge: You rest your case?
Hutz: What? Oh no, I thought that was just a figure of speech. Case
closed. [sits down]
-- Proper legal terms, "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"