Bart: Come On, Chalmie, You Fired Skinner For Less Than This.

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Bart: Come on, Chalmie, you fired Skinner for less than this.
Chalmers: Yeah, I did, but...Skinner really bugged me! Besides, the way
America's public schools are sliding, they'll all be this way
in a few months. I say, lay back and enjoy it! It's a hell
of a toboggan ride.
Ned: [over PA] Well, cockly-doodly-doo, little buddies. Let's
thank the Lord for another beautiful school day.
Chalmers: Thank the Lor -- thank the Lord? That sounded like a prayer.
A prayer. A prayer in a public school! God has no place
within these walls, just like facts have no place within
organized religion. Simpson, you get your wish: Flanders is
[scene change to Willy cleaning graffiti off the lockers]
Ned: Well, I really enjoyed my time here, Superintendent. May the
Lord bless and keep you.
Chalmers: Yeah, take it outside, God-boy.
Ned: Okily dokily.
Skinner: Dirksen, tuck in your shirt. Jaffee, spit out that gum!
Leopold: You really think it's a good idea to give that _freak_ his job
Chalmers: Aw, he seems to know the students' names.
-- A compelling reason,
"Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"