Skinner: Bart! Heh Heh, Welcome. Can I Offer You A Diet Caffeine-Free Dr.

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Skinner: Bart! Heh heh, welcome. Can I offer you a Diet Caffeine-Free
Dr. Pepper or an individual fruit cocktail cup?
Bart: Uh, I'll pass. Hey, what's this? [points to photo]
Skinner: Oh, that's my old unit from Vietnam. I was their sergeant,
they were my loyal troops.
[photo shows Skinner saluting and his men scowling at him]
That photo was taken shortly before I was shot in the back --
which was very strange because it was during a Bob Hope show.
I was trying to get Joey Heatherton to put on some pants, for
God's sake.
Mother: [from downstairs] Seymour, your friend Bart is here.
Skinner: I know, Mother!
Mother: Seymour, do you want me to tell you when it's 7:30?
Skinner: No, Mother!
-- It's!,
"Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"