Ralph: Um, Miss Hoover? There's A Dog In The Vent.
Ralph: Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent.
Hoover: Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?
Ralph: He was going to the bathroom.
-- The boy who cried "dog",
"Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"
Bart: Yuck! What reeks? Nelson: [smug] Smells like one of Van Houten's.
Milhouse: It does not! [an oil gusher explodes between Bart and Milhouse] [the tiles under Ralph Wiggum's desk shake] Ralph...
Ralph: Can you open my milk, mommy? Hoover: I'm not mommy, Ralph.
I'm Miss Hoover. -- "Lisa the Iconocla...
Lisa: Ohhh, my family just doesn't understand my new found vegetarianism.
Compared to them the public schools are a haven of enlightenment....
Edna: [looking at SLH] Oh, he is a gem! Here boy. [kisses] Would you like these cookies Martin made for me?
Martin: My raisin roundies! Bart: My dog's name is Santa's Little Helper....
Skinner: Ooh, now we're into the dregs. Here's Ralph Wiggum's entry.
[pulls sheet off] Pre-packaged "Star Wars" characters, still in their display box?...
Miss Hoover: You see, class, my lyme disease turned out to be [spells it on the board] psychosomatic.
Ralph: Does that mean you're crazy? Student 2...
Skinner: [on the phone] I know Weinstein's parents were upset, uh, superintendent, but, but -- but I was _sure_ it was a phony excuse.
I mean, it sounds so made up: "yom kip pur". [laughs sheepishly] Willy...
Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder Heh. -- Ralph, "I Love Lisa
Miss Hoover: [shakily] Children, I won't be staying long.
I just came from the doctor, and I have lyme disease....