Lisa: I'm Really Sorry About What I Did, Alison. It's No Shame Being Second To You.

HomeFortune CookiesThe Simpsons

Lisa: I'm really sorry about what I did, Alison. It's no shame being
second to you.
Alison: Thank you, Lisa. You know, I'm actually kind of glad I lost.
Now I know that losing isn't the end of the world. Hey, you
still think we can be friends?
Lisa: Only if we're the best.
Ralph: [skipping with his diorama] I beat the smart kids! I beat the
smart kids! I -- [trips]
[unhappy] I bent my Wookie.
Lisa: Hey Ralph, want to come with me and Alison to play "Anagrams"?
Alison: We take proper names and rearrange the letters to form a
description of that person.
Ralph: My cat's breath smells like cat food.
-- "Smitten" by "Mittens", "Lisa's Rival"