Homer: Well, I Guess It's Back To College For Me.
Homer: Well, I guess it's back to college for me. And that means it's
time to -- what did I teach you guys?
Nerds: [timidly] Par - ty - down?
-- Woo hoo!, "Homer Goes to College"
Homer: Come on, guys. Look at yourselves! All you do is study.
I'm going to show you the true meaning of college...
Homer: [yelling at a student] Neeeerd! Marge: Homer, that isn't very nice.
Homer: Marge, try to understand. There are two kinds of college stude...
Burns: The watchdog of public safety...is there any lower form of life?
Smithers: Don't worry sir, I rounded up our less gifted employees and led them into the basement....
Homer: We played Dungeons & Dragons for three hours!
Then I was slain by an elf. Bart: Listen to yourself, ma...
Bart: Well, Pop, what are you going to do? Homer: [resolutely] Something I should have done a _long_ time ago.
[long pause] Marge: You don't know, do you?...
Marge, try to understand. There are two kinds of college stude
jocks and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time....
Homer: Woo-hoo! I'm a college man! I won't need my high school diploma any more!
[sets fire to it and starts singing] I am so smart!...
Homer: Uh...I'm out. Carl: No, no no, Homer, you have the Royal, um.
..Sampler. [three six ten jack king] Home...
Prof: This proton accelerator destabilizes the atom in this chamber here, then propels it -- Home
Uh, excuse me, Professor Brainiac, but I worked in a nuclear power plant for ten years, and, uh, I think I know how a proton accelerator works....