Marge: An A+! How Did You Do It? Homer: Oh, Let's Just Say I Had Help From A Little Magic Box.
Marge: An A+! How did you do it?
Homer: Oh, let's just say I had help from a little magic box.
Marge: You changed your grade with a computer?
-- How'd she figure that out?, "Homer Goes to College"
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
I need a miracle... [sees smoke leaking from under the front door] [gasps] My house is on fire....
Homer: Well, time to go to work. Homer's brain: Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the Duff Brewery tour.
Homer: Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the plan....
Marge: [goes into labor] Oh! Homer: [rolls up his sleeves] Step aside.
I'll deliver this baby. Dr. H: Uh, why don't you let me handle it, Homer?...
Marge: Homer, what happened to you? Homer: Marge, I figured out what I can give you that no one else ca
a bouquet of po -- [sees Moe's bouquet] oh, I give up....
Nerd 2: Oh, man, I can't believe you failed. Home
[whining] Oh, I'm going to lose my job just 'cause I'm dangerously unqualified!...
Homer: I can't wait 'till they throw his hatless butt in jail.
Marge: Homer, you shouldn't eat so much food. It's bad for your heart....
Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list] I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer, you tell me that all the time....