Homer: Marge! They Don't Have Anywhere To Stay. And They're Geniuses.
Homer: Marge! They don't have anywhere to stay. And they're geniuses.
they'll solve all our problems. They'll elevate us to the
status of kings on earth!
Nerd 3: Mr. Simpson? We all have nosebleeds.
-- Genii non-savants, "Homer Goes to College"
Homer: Guys, believe me, I didn't mean to get you expelled.
Nerd 3: Oh, don't worry, Mr. Simpson, we can take care of ourselves....
Nerd 1: Come on, Mr. Simpson, you'll never pass this course if you don't know the periodic table.
Homer: Ehh, I'll write it on my hand. Nerd 1: Ho!...
Nerd 1: Hey, the pig's acting kind of funny. Nerd 2
He and Mr. Simpson split a case of malt liquor. Nerd 3...
Marge: If you're going for a ride, I'd like you to take Bart and Lisa.
Homer: [plaintively] But Marge, we're college guys and we're up to no good....
Pr. Skinner: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, we have transcended incorrigible.
I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick....
Homer: Look, the important thing is that we all learned a lesson.
These guys learned the richness and variety of the world outside college....
You have to learn that there's a little Homer Simpson in all of us. -- Homer, "Homer's Odyssey
You can't depend on me all your lives. You have to learn that there's a little Homer Simpson in all of us.
-- Homer Simpson Homer Defined...
All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
-- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....