Wiggum: Now Sideshow Bob Can't Get In Without _me_ Knowing.

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Wiggum: Now Sideshow Bob can't get in without _me_ knowing. And once
a man is in your home, anything you do to him is nice and
Homer: [nefariously] Is that so? [calls out window] Oh, Flanders!
Won't you join me in my kitchen? Heh, heh, heh...
Wiggum: Er, it doesn't work if you invite him.
Flanders: [effusively] Heidily hey!
Homer: [truculently] Go home!
Flanders: [congenially] Toodily doo!
-- Coulda worked, though, "Cape Feare"