Lawyer: Robert, If Released, Would You Pose Any Threat To One Bart Simpson?

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Lawyer: Robert, if released, would you pose any threat to one Bart
Bob: [barely in control] Bart Simpson? Ha! The spirited little
scamp who twice foiled my evil schemes and [maliciously] sent
me to this dank, urine-soaked hellhole?
Officer: Uh, we object to the term "urine-soaked hellhole" when you
could have said, "peepee-soaked heckhole".
Bob: Cheerfully withdrawn.
-- We aim to please, "Cape Feare"