Now, Kids, While Your Mother's Gone, I Don't Want To Have To Wash Any Dishes, So From Now On, Drink Straight From The Faucet Or Milk Carton, And We'll Eat While Standing Over The Sink Or Toilet.

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Now, kids, while your mother's gone, I don't want to have to wash any
dishes, so from now on, drink straight from the faucet or milk carton,
and we'll eat while standing over the sink or toilet.
-- Homer watches the kids, "Marge in Chains"