If This Is Anyone Other Than Steve Allen, You're Stealing My Bit!
If this is anyone other than Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit!
-- Krusty the ex-Klown, "Krusty Gets Kancelled"
Gabbo: And now it's time for another patented Gabbo Crank Call!
Bart: I can't believe it. He stole this bit from Krusty!...
Thirty-five years in television and already nobody remembers me.
Just like what's-his-face. -- Krusty the Klown, "Krusty Gets Kancelled...
Krusty: All right, here's the deal. Every time you watch my show, I will send you.
.. [holds up a check] forty dollars! Voice: [fine print] Checks will not be honored....
Bart: I didn't know you knew Luke Perry. Krusty: Pfft.
Know him? He's my worthless half-brother. Lisa: He's a big TV star....
Krusty: I don't know how to thank you kids. Bart: That's all right, Krusty.
Lisa: We're getting fifty percent of the T-shirt sales....
Good evening again, Springfield. Krusty the Klown, the beloved idol of countless tots, now nothing more than a common (alleged) criminal.
-- Kent Brockman reports... "Krusty Gets Busted...
Quimby: I'll admit I used the city treasury to fund the murder of my enemies.
But as Gabbo would say, "I'm a bad widdle boy." Crowd: Yaaaaaay! -- "Krusty Gets Kancelled...
Krusty: Ah, there's nothing better than a cigarette.
..unless it's a cigarette lit with a $100 bill!...
Emcee: And now, to help introduce our fantastic new burger -- the one with ketchup -- here he is, coming in by parachute
Krusty the Klown! [sound of Homer yelling, getting rapidly louder] [he smashes through the hamburger display...