Marge: Please, Grampa, He's In A Coma. Grampa: Coma!
Marge: Please, Grampa, he's in a coma.
Grampa: Coma!? Pfffft. Why, I go in and out of comas all the...
[wakes up] French toast, please.
-- "So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show"
Moe: Sorry, Grampa, but I gotta stash ya in the bathroom so Betty won't get wise to us.
[sets Grampa up between two urinals, and plugs him in] Grampa...
So will you go out with me? Please say `Oui'.
-- Homer to Marge after a French lesson, "The Way We Wa...
Moe: You are absolutely, positively, the dumbest haunted love tester that I have ever met!
[pounds on Grampa] Betty: [walks in] What is going on in here?...
Marge: Grampa, could you do something? Grampa: I can dress myself.
-- Asking Grampa to babysit the kids, "War of the Simpso...
God bless those pagans... -- Homer, "So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show
It was an amusing episode. ... Of our lives. -- Bart, "So It's Come to Thi
A Simpsons Clip Show...
Mmm... Chocolate... -- Homer, "So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show
Kent: Tonight, on Eyewitness News: a man who's been in a coma for 23 years wakes up.
Man: Do Sonny and Cher still have that _stupid_ show?...
Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say, "There's a whole lotta frownin' going on".
[laughs, then says "Mmm..."] Lisa: Mom, doesn't _any_ love story have a happy ending?...