Lisa: What Do You Say To A Boy To Let Him Know You're Not Interested?

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Lisa: What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?
Marge: Well, honey, when I...
Homer: [puts up a hand] Let me handle this, Marge, I've heard 'em all.
[enumerating them on his fingers] "I like you as a friend."
"I think we should see other people." "I don't speak English."
Lisa: I get the idea.
Homer: [not getting the hint] "I'm married to the sea." "I don't
wanna kill you, but I will." ...
-- What? And break the code of the schoolyard? "I Love