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• He's the boy you love to hate! -- Homer on Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
• Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you. Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
  -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• Young man, since you broke Grampa's teeth, he gets to break yours.
  -- Homer's punishment for Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• Bart: Hey Dad, can you move your head? Homer: No, I can't.
  It's broken... -- Is it in a cast? "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• TV sucks. -- Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
• Bart: A chopper! We're saved! Man: [in Itchy costume] Hey!
  You're the guys that didn't like our capering....
• Marge: Aren't you going to watch the rest of your cute cartoons?
  Bart: Naah. Come on, Li. Lisa: Maybe there's something else to do on this planet....
• Homer: You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me.
  So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table....
• Lisa: Dad, remember how you said going to Itchy and Scratchy Land would be too damned expensive?
  Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days....