Homer: I Hate All The Programs Marge Likes, But It's No Big Deal.

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Homer: I hate all the programs Marge likes, but it's no big deal.
You know why?
Selma: No.
Sideshow Bob: Go on.
Homer: Whenever Marge turns on one of her "non-violent" programs,
I take a walk. I go to a bar, I pound a few, then I stumble
home in the mood for looooove. [puts his hand on Marge's lap]
Marge: [smiles, takes his hand]
-- Meeting halfway, "The Return of Sideshow Bob"