Sideshow Bob: Selma, Would You Mind If I Did Something Bold And Shocking In Front Of Your Family?

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Sideshow Bob: Selma, would you mind if I did something bold and shocking
in front of your family?
Selma: All right. But no tongues. [removes her cigarette and puckers
Sideshow Bob: Although kissing you would be like kissing some divine
ashtray, that's not what I had in mind.
-- "The Return of Sideshow Bob"