Smithers: People Like Dogs, Mr. Burns. Burns: Nonsense.

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Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns.
Burns: Nonsense. Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers.
If I came into your house and started sniffing at your
crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would
you say?
Smithers: ... If <you> did it, sir?
-- A tough question, "Dog of Death"