Marge: But On The Other Hand, When You Don't Take Advantage Of An Opportunity, You Can End Up Regretting It For The Rest Of Your Life.

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Marge: But on the other hand, when you don't take advantage of an
opportunity, you can end up regretting it for the rest of your
Homer: You're right, Marge. Just like the time I could have met Mr. T
at the mall. The entire day I kept saying, "I'll go a little
later. I'll go a little later." And then when I got there, they
told me he'd just left. And when I asked the mall guy if he
would ever come back again, he said he didn't know. Well, I'm
never going to let something like that happen again! I'm going
into space right now!
Marge: Oh, I am so proud of you. And I know it's going to go just fine
[touchtone sounds come from the phone]
-- I still can't believe they invented it,
"Deep Space Homer"