The School Is A Police State. Students Are Afraid To Sneeze.
The school is a police state. Students are afraid to sneeze.
And I have you to thank.
-- Principal Skinner to Hall Monitor Bart Simpson,
I saw some awful things in Nam, but you really have to wonder at the mentality that would desecrate a helpless puma!
-- Principal Skinner, "Separate Vocatio...
Look, let's can the euphemisms. No more bullspit. -- Principal Skinner, "Separate Vocatio
Skinner: Bart Simpson on the side of law and order?
Has the world gone topsy-turvey? Bart: That's right, man....
Edna: OK, it's book report time. We'll do them alphabetically.
Today it's A through M. Bart: I'm saved!...
Bart: Come on, Chalmie, you fired Skinner for less than this.
Chalmers: Yeah, I did, but...Skinner really bugged me!...
a scream is heard from the room above] Skinner: Bart Simpson!
I know it's you! -- Principal Skinner fills in for Miss Hoover, "Lisa's Substitute...
Oh, Springfield Elementary! I will have you back again.
After all, tomorrow is another school day! -- Principal Skinner, "Principal Charming...
Edna: Go away, Bart, this is not a good time. Ba
I saw you two fighting...I'm worried there could be a strike and the school would shut down....