Homer: You Know, Son, The Day You Were Born, I Received The Greatest Gift A Man Could Have.

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Homer: You know, son, the day you were born, I received the greatest
gift a man could have. As the years went by, your mother and I
were blessed twice more. And not a day goes by that we don't
thank God for all three of you.
Marge: [comes home] Homer, I'm not pregnant!
Homer: [gets up, the kids on his lap falling to the floor]
Yeah! Whoa! Excellent, Marge!
Marge: Yes! [exchanges a high five with Homer]
-- "I Married Marge"