Minister: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in the sight of God and
this casino to join... [points at Homer]
Minister: ... and ... [points at Marge]
Minister: ... in holy matrimony. Beautiful.
[three minutes later]
Do you, Marjorie Bouvier take Homer J. Simpson to be your
lawful wedded husband?
Marge: I do.
Minister: Homer, same question, names reversed.
Homer: I do.
Minister: Then, by the power vested in my by the state gaming
commission, I pronounce you man and wife. Here's ten dollars
worth of chips. You may kiss the bride.
-- How "I Married Marge"