Waitress: And For You, Sir? Rabbi K: Ah, Let's See.

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Waitress: And for you, sir?
Rabbi K: Ah, let's see. I want a nice sandwich. But the Joey Bishop,
eh, too fatty. the Jackie Mason? I dunno, sauerkraut makes
me gas. Bruce Willis? I don't even like his work! What is
this? Krusty the Klown?
Waitress: That's ham, sausage, and bacon, with a smidge of mayo.
Rabbi K: What!?
Waitress: On white bread.
-- Izzy's Deli, "Like Father, Like Clown"