Bart: Hello, My Name's Dmitri. I'm A First-time Caller, Long-time Listener.

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Bart: Hello, my name's Dmitri. I'm a first-time caller, long-time
listener. My question is, if a son defies his father and
chooses a career that makes millions of children happy,
shouldn't the father forgive the son?
Rev. L: I think so.
Msgr. D: Yes, of course.
Rabbi K: No way! Absolutely not! Never, never! Who screens these
calls? Who's in charge here? There's nobody in charge? They
leave a building without people watching it, and anybody who
wants can...
-- Gabbing about God, "Like Father, Like Clown"