Bart: Can You Give Us The Rabbi's Address? Rev.L: Oh, Sure Thing.
Bart: Can you give us the rabbi's address?
Rev.L: Oh, sure thing. Let me just check my non-Christian rolodex...
-- "Like Father, Like Clown"
Lisa: Excuse us, Rabbi Krustofsky? Rabbi K: Oh, what can I do for you, my young friend?
Bart: We came to talk to you about your son. Rabbi K...
Bart: Reverend Lovejoy, we need you to help us find a rabbi.
Rev.L: [flustered] Well, um, before you make any rash decisions, let me just remind you that the church is changing to meet the needs of today's young Christians!...
Bart: Hello, my name's Dmitri. I'm a first-time caller, long-time listener.
My question is, if a son defies his father and chooses a career that makes millions of children happy, shouldn't the father forgive the son?...
Lisa: We just want to find a Rabbi Krustofsky. Rev.
L: Rabbi Krustofsky? Well, I do a radio call-in show with him every Sunday night!...
The Rev. Lovejoy, Msgr. Kenneth Daly, and Rabbi Krustofsky, on their joint radio show
Announcer: And our first caller is from Shelbyville Heights....
Oy vey's mir! You have brought shame on our family!
Oh, if you were a musician or a jazz singer, this I could forgive....
Rabbi K: You know that my son Herschel was first in his yeshiva class?
As a matter of fact, he was voted `The most likely to hear God'....
My name isn't Krusty the Klown. It's Herschel Krustofsky.
My father was a rabbi. <His> father was a rabbi....
Announcer: And our first caller is from Shelbyville Heights.
Caller: Yes, hi. With all the suffering and injustice in the world, do you ever wonder if God really exists?...