Bart: Reverend Lovejoy, We Need You To Help Us Find A Rabbi.

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Bart: Reverend Lovejoy, we need you to help us find a rabbi.
Rev.L: [flustered] Well, um, before you make any rash decisions, let me
just remind you that the church is changing to meet the needs
of today's young Christians!
-- Church Chat, "Like Father, Like Clown"