Krusty: [dials 1-900-SEX-CHAT]
Voice: You've reached the Party Line! In a moment, you'll be connected
to a hot party, with some of the world's most beautiful women!
Now, let's join the party! [five-way split screen, showing five
Man 1: Hello?
Man 2: Hello?
Apu: Are there any women here?
Apu: Are you a beautiful woman?
Krusty: [angrily] Do I sound like a beautiful woman?
Apu: This is not as hot a party as I anticipated.
-- "Like Father, Like Clown"