Milhouse: Bart, My Mom Won't Let Me Be Your Friend Any More.

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Milhouse: Bart, my mom won't let me be your friend any more.
That's why you couldn't come to the party.
Bart: What's she got against me?
Milhouse: She says you're a bad influence.
Bart: [slams his hand on the table] Bad influence, my ass!
How many times have I told you? Never listen to your mother!
-- What he said, "Homer Defined"