Burns: So, What Did You Do This Weekend, Smithers?

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Burns: So, what did you do this weekend, Smithers?
Smithers: Well, I caught up on my laundry, wrote a letter to my mother,
oh, here a kicker, and I took Hercules out to be clipped.
Burns: Who the devil is Hercules?
Smithers: Oh, he's my Yorkshire terrier, sir. He's kind of tiny, so you
know, it's a joke. Here's a picture of Herky. [shows a wallet
Burns: Ugh. Well, Smithers, don't you know how to paint the town
-- Hercules and the Lion? "Homer Defined"