Homer: How Much Does It Pay? Bart: Thirty Bucks A Week!
Homer: How much does it pay?
Bart: Thirty bucks a week!
Homer: Pfft! I make more than that.
-- Bart gets a part-time job, "Bart the Murderer"
Sherry: Hey Bart! Our dad says your dad is incompetent.
Bart: What does incompetent mean? Terry: It means he spends more time yacking and scarfing down donuts than doing his job....
Marge: Hmm, I don't know, Bart. You're only ten. Lisa
I've got a weekend job helping the poor and I'm only eight....
Marge: I'm not sure about the people Bart's working for.
I think they're criminals. Homer: A job's a job....
Homer: What the hell are you reading books for? Ba
I'm doing "The Conan O'Brien Show", and I want to have some intelligent stuff to talk about....
Homer: That Timmy is a real hero! Lisa: How do you mean, Dad?
Homer: Well, he fell down a well, and... he can't get out....
Homer the pessimist, "Bart Gets Famou
Homer: The doctor says it's just a bump on the head and a broken toe, nothing serious.
Hutz: Pfft. Doctors. Doctors are idiots! -- "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
-- "Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little....
Bart: Hey Dad, can I have a thousand dollars? Home
All right... [gets his wallet] Wait a minute! For what?...