Lisa: Mr. Jefferson, My Name Is Lisa Simpson, And I Have A Problem.

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Lisa: Mr. Jefferson, my name is Lisa Simpson, and I have a problem.
Jefferson: I know your problem. The Lincoln Memorial was too crowded.
Lisa: Sorry, sir. It's just...
Jefferson: No one ever comes to see me. I don't blame them. I never
did anything important. Just the Declaration of
Independence, the Louisiana Purchase, the dumbwaiter...
Lisa: Uh, maybe I should be going. I've caught you at a bad
time... [leaves]
Jefferson: Wait! Please don't go. I get so lonely...
-- Talking heads, "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"