Abe: Anyway, About My Washtub...I Just Used It That Morning To Wash My Turkey, Which In Those Days Was Known As A "walking Bird".

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Abe: Anyway, about my washtub...I just used it that morning to wash my
turkey, which in those days was known as a "walking bird". We'd
always have walking bird on Thanksgiving with all the trimmings:
cranberries, injun eyes, yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we'd
all watch football, which in those days was called "baseball"...
-- Onions for everyone's belt, "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"