Moe: [answers The Phone] Moe's Tavern, Where The Elite Meet To Drink.

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Moe: [answers the phone] Moe's Tavern, where the elite meet to drink.
Bart: Uh, hello. Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch.
Moe: Hold on, I'll check. [calls] Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has
anybody seen Mike Rotch lately? [snickers from the patrons]
[to phone] Listen, you little puke. One of these days, I'm going
to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with
an ice pick.
-- Another phone prank, "Blood Feud"