Rev.: Marge Is Going To Tell Us About Your Faults, Why Don't You Tell Us About Hers?

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Rev.: Marge is going to tell us about your faults, why don't you tell
us about hers?
Homer: Oh, she's perfect.
Rev.: Come on, Homer, what are her faults?
Homer: Well, sometimes it can be annoying.
-- At Rev. Lovejoy's marriage encounter retreat,
"War of the Simpsons"