Grampa: I Think Rudyard Kipling Said It Best: If You Can Make One Heap Of All Your Winnings And Risk It All On One Turn Of Pitch-and-to

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Grampa: I think Rudyard Kipling said it best: If you can make one heap
of all your winnings and risk it all on one turn of
pitch-and-toss, and lose, and start again at your beginnings,
and never breathe a word about your loss, yours is the earth is
everything that is in it, and, which is more, you'll be a man,
my son.
Homer: You'll be a bonehead!
-- Trying to stop Grampa from risking it all at the
casino, "Old Money"